n Memory of George Carlin
by Matt Reichel / June 28th, 2008
Every four years it's the same game on the American left: arguments
on anti-war listservs about whether or not to vote Democrat in the
upcoming election.
Every four years it seems like an awful idea no matter where you
live, whether it be a "swing state" or not.
Every four years the usual imbeciles line up behind the Dems: from
Eric Alterman to Todd Gitlin, and the majority of those congregating
around fluff sites like Moveon.org.
During these periods, the movements go into shut down mode, our armed
forces murder thousands of innocent civilians each month, and the
most absentminded of the peace activists blabber on about the need to
support the troops.
Meanwhile, times get progressively tougher for your average
dissenter, already pushed to the farthest margins of American
society. A subservient culture has arisen in the Land of the Free,
wherein truth telling and critical discussion are seen as signs of
mental and physical weakness. You are told to suck it up and stop
complaining: just accept the hardships of life and work 60 hours a
week with no health care whilst being treated disparagingly because
you have a clue.
This mass media culture rewards idiots. One thing that separates the
United States from its European counterparts is the fact that the
bourgeois culture in the former isn't remotely appreciable. It was
always foul and has merely gotten worse as my wretched generation has
come to the fore. It's a generation of insipid frat boys: rising
through the ranks of corporate America not through their cunning and
intellect, but rather via their ability to manipulate the show that
passes for American culture. The louder and more demonstrative you
are of your clueless-ness, the richer and more powerful you get. Is
it any wonder that we ended up with the president we have?
Is it any wonder that our next president will probably be Barack
Obama? For all intents and purposes, he was groomed by the
morally-void University of Chicago, where he taught in the law school
just prior to entering politics. What a record the UC has! They have
already produced several members of the Bush cabal, including Paul
Wolfowitz and John Ashcroft. I needn't go in great detail about what
they teach you at the University of Chicago, as my old friend at the
University of Illinois, Dr. Francis Boyle, has already done so.
Now take it from someone born and raised in Chicago. What do
Chicagoans think of the University thereof? For the most part, they
find the campus to be an island of snobbish assholes fenced off from
its surrounding ghetto. The culture of the Hyde Park neighborhood
that it occupies is typical high brow progressivism: people showing
off their worldliness by living in an urban environment and studying
at a world-renown campus, conveniently forgetting that it's world
renown for spearheading the Manhattan project and introducing the
underpinnings to neo-liberal economics and neo-conservative politics.
With its eerily gothic architecture and its positioning in a
tragically unequal part of Chicago, the University is like hell on
earth. And its contributions to the world have gone a long way into
turning the entire planet into a fiery inferno.
Their latest contribution to the world? Barack Obama!
There are numerous problems with this man, many of which have been
rather thoroughly covered by any progressive thinking news site. As
soon as he finally secured the nomination, he went and ass kissed the
totalitarian AIPAC lobby to ensure these sponsors of terror that the
U.S. would remain the world's largest perpetrator of violence once he
enters office. Prior to that, he built his entire presidential
campaign on lies.
Two fibs, in particular, helped catapult him to predominance in the
primary game. The first one is that he has won hard political battles
before and will continue to in November. This millionaire graduate of
one of the world's premiere law programs was virtually handed his
senatorial seat after the crippled Illinois Republican party had to
ship Alan Keyes in from Maryland to fill the shoes left by Jack Ryan,
a man whose divorce records were pried open by shifty goons from the
Obama campaign aiming to find dirt. And what they found is the kind
of stuff that sinks an American politician: evidence of sexual
patterns deviating from the Puritan norm whilst touring Paris with
his former wife.
And prior to that Obama was a state Senator in a district where
there's only one party: one infamously corrupt and spiteful party. If
you are the Democrat chosen to win, then you win; the election is a
moot point. Then, there was 2000, when Obama attempted to un-seat
incumbent Congressman Bobby Rush from the right, and lost by a margin
of 2 to 1. In other words, Obama had won jack shit prior to this
presidential election.
The second errant claim made by the Obama camp is that he was against
the war from the beginning. Now can someone explain to me how an
impassioned opponent of war entering the U.S. Senate could possibly
vote repeatedly to fund the war he was supposedly against from the
beginning? Where was he when the Democrats took over the Congress and
the anti-war American public was waiting for a leader in Washington
to take charge of getting it done? One would expect a supposedly
progressive and popular senator to do just that. Instead, he just
went babbling on about how Iran should be wiped off the map if real
evidence were found to demonstrate their intent to develop one measly
nuclear warhead in a world plagued by the peril of 20,000 American nukes.
While the grassroots gave Obama and the Democrats everything they
needed to run this administration and its wars out of Washington,
Obama was too busy stumping for the annihilation of Hamas, voting for
the appointment of Condoleeza Rice, and calling out fellow Illinois
Senator Richard Durbin for making the obvious comparison of
Guantanamo Bay, Abu Ghraib and a Nazi concentration camp.
All that I have learned from Obama's brief tenure in the Senate is
that he isn't even the more progressive of Illinois' two senators,
and he most certainly is not a skilled leader. During a time when a
good leader would be like Dennis Kucinich in the house and demand a
debate on impeachment, organize members of Congress to vote against
war funding, and spearhead a movement for a cabinet level Department
of Peace, Obama was out writing books in preparation for his presidential bid.
He was out praising Ronald Reagan and denouncing the '68 movements
for being naïve and divisive. Ronald Reagan is his man: the architect
of the Latin American holocaust of the '80's, wherein the United
States dropped bombs everywhere from Nicaragua to El Salvador and
Grenada. Ronald Reagan, the man who alongside his wife Nancy told
Americans to stop bitching and go to work. The man who began the
reversal of the paltry social system that once existed in the United
States. Ronald Reagan: the man who made sure that my generation would
be one of idiots, unable to think critically, and un-interested at
being global citizens.
Meanwhile, the last major social revolution, wherein social movements
throughout the world shocked the prevailing social superstructure, is
derided as naïve and short-sighted. That moment where students and
workers together tore down the state apparatus in Paris, challenged
the political elite of the University system in California, and were
beaten down by police violence in Chicago, is seen as foolishness by
this man. The last time that society functioned in the United States,
wherein people had the nerve to demand structural shifts and a
bridging of great sociological cleavages, was a stupid era.
Just to clarify. Ronald Reagan, the political architect of the
destruction of the American social state and the dumbing down of
society, is an admirable man. Meanwhile, the 1968 revolution, the
underpinning of the European social democratic state and of New
Social Movements from Seattle to Chiapas, is naïve and stupid.
Obama is essentially the American answer to the Extreme Center. You
combine right wing economic policy with politically correct social
policy, the worst of all worlds, and what you get is this horrific
political tendency. L'extrême centre was a term invented by the
French to describe the movement by François Bayrou in last year's
presidential elections. The idea behind it is that the old left-right
discourse is dated, and what is needed is a time of coming together
and happy fuzziness.
It's the same ideology that drives the Europhiles, intent on creating
a super-state despite repeated protest from the pesky people. These
high and mighty extremists don't care what the actual workers and
toilers beneath them think, for they are backwards and haven't
progressed to the point of realizing that there are no more questions
to be asked: we need to all accept neo-liberal economics and be cute
and PC about it.
If you question a neo-liberal European super state or a two party
plutocracy in the United States, you are derided as naïve and
foolish. Your voice doesn't count, despite the fact that you are
clearly in the majority. The European Constitution/Treaty of Lisbon
has squarely lost its last three public referenda. Meanwhile, in the
United States, the vast majority of people don't bother ever voting,
because they have nothing to do with either choice offered in any
election. It's only the elitist minority that has any thing to gain
from the extreme center.
So we are told to unite under "one United States of America," as if
that will automatically make everything swell. This is a disgusting
lie, since the United States is in a state of absolute disrepair.
There is a crisis ongoing basically anywhere a crisis could possibly
exist. There is a public health crisis, as 100 million Americans are
either un- or under-insured. There is a public infrastructure crisis,
as people from New Orleans up through the heartland have found
themselves dangerously vulnerable to nature's occasional attack.
There is an education crisis, as the United States has to
continuously ship its engineers, doctors and professors in from other
countries in order to compete. Meanwhile, the average American worker
enters the work force $30-40,000 in debt, forced to dump a hearty
chunk of their monthly income on paying off their exorbitant university fees.
Oh, and I almost forgot that there is that little problem with the
Dollar. The currency that once made the world go around has been
traded in for Euros by Jay-Z, as the real bling has jumped the pond.
Who wants to hustle in a currency that's running on par with the
Swiss Franc and Canadian Dollar!?
Meanwhile, there is an ongoing cultural crisis. Anything resembling
real cultural pursuit in the arts, literature and philosophy has been
almost entirely trivialized by Hollywood. Southern California is, for
all practical purposes, the center of the Empire. American power has
always hinged on the American capacity to market its mediocre film
and music industry to the world, thus re-enforcing the predominance
of the English language and the strength of the imperial armies
present on every continent. Hollywood has spent a great deal of its
time and energy in glorifying war and warriors, treating the
thoughtful and effeminate male disparagingly, while romancing the
putrid characters played by the likes of Bruce Willis and the Governator.
Furthermore, your average citizen feels only as important as his
financial worth. Any other value, be it intellectual, creative, or
emotional, is of little importance in the Land of the Free, which, of
course, would be a lot better known as the Land of the Cheap. People
are made to be in bargain mode, falling down the cultural slippery
slope via Walmart shopping sprees and fast food dining.
On Sunday, we lost a man who had a lot of insight on the decay of
American culture and its fetish with cheap commodity. George Carlin
also had advice for what to do with this election and all American
elections. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dqsNrmXgP0&feature=related
In his honor, I am going to sit home on Election Day rather than face
the disgusting choice between two Reaganites and a token vote on the
egomaniac Ralph Nader or the inept American Green party.
If you want change you can believe in, you're best off convincing
10,000 of your best friends to take to the streets and fight the
pigs. It's only these movements, from Berkeley to Seattle to Chicago,
that have ever changed the social tides. Electing a president has
given us some fair entertainment, from the tragedies of Camelot to
the precious days of Monica Mania. However, the American politician
is too focused on his career to do anything of any good for the
American people. Hope is in the streets, not at the ballot box!
--
Matt Reichel normally teaches English to French businessmen, though
he is currently teaching French to American students in the great Northwest.
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